Woke up this morning feeling like a TOTAL SEX MACHINE


NO JOKE THIS NEVER HAPPENS PERSONAL

YES STILL ALIVE JUST NO WIFI AND LIFE WENT IN THE SHITTER CARRY ON EVERYONE I AM PRESENT


ALIVE LIFE IS TRAUMATIC PERSONAL elmtree8 james-wheels zankyo hannibaalecter

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via death-by-lulz)


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woah
owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

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WIFI AFTER 2 AND HALF MONTHS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS LIFE


I MOVED PERSONAL

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laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

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frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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I’m throwing my life into the shitter lalalalalaaaaaaaaa


personal weeee

Anonymous said: I feel old.

maatangi:

join the club we have jackets


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just fantastic

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love this movie